The Millennium Dome, Holiday Camps and Telephone Boxes to be used as temporary prisons.

Desparate situations call for desparate measures. To ease the prison overcrowding, I have decided to commandeer the Millennium Dome and turn it into a prison for 800 inmates. The times people have referred to prisons as being holiday camps has given me my second idea, as holiday camps are only used during the holiday season May to September, I have decided to commandeer these for the months that they are not being used for holidays and turn them into prison camps. And, as the Tube Trains do not operate 24 hours a day, when they are not in use for commuters, I will commandeer them as temporary accommodation for prisoners. Finally, as most people now have mobile phones, telephone boxes stand empty most of the time and are not used for the purpose they were intended. Therefore, I have decided to cram three prisoners into every phone box in the country and have resolved the prison overcrowding crisis.

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2 Responses to The Millennium Dome, Holiday Camps and Telephone Boxes to be used as temporary prisons.

  1. yucca says:

    wow, thats a politician speakin! i reckon you’ll send young offenders into phone boots – that’ll be good, it will prevent them from growin… and id suggest you send murderers in for a millennium

    great stuff home secretary… not only you are a tough hard-workin hard-thinkin statesman, but you are a funnyman too!

  2. Thanks, ha! Where’s the subscribe button? 🙂

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