I am convinced that it is highly likely that there will be a terrorist attack over Christmas. Security Services have warned me that the chief suspect, King Herod, is planning mass infanticide. The IRA said that we have to be lucky all the time, they had only to be lucky once. I am being totally original when I say that the terrorists only have to get through once. Our security services have to be successful on every occasion to prevent that happening. Let it not be said that I am using IRA words as a scare tactic. The climate of fear is real because I have created it. I try to walk the tightrope between being truthful and honest. I have it on good authority, none less than Dame Eliza Dolittle-Mainwaring-Bullshit, head of MI5, about the rising threat. This is not another dodgy document. We have stirred up a right hornet’s nest by invading Iraq for the oil.
Highly likely that there will be a terrorist attack over Xmas